{"id":83,"date":"2025-01-02T22:39:24","date_gmt":"2025-01-02T22:39:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/?p=83"},"modified":"2025-01-02T22:39:24","modified_gmt":"2025-01-02T22:39:24","slug":"the-response-from-janes-friend-at-her-funeral-will-leave-you-in-stitches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/?p=83","title":{"rendered":"The Response from Jane\u2019s Friend at Her Funeral Will Leave You in Stitches!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jane married Ted and had 13 children. Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer.<\/p>\n<p>She remarried again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident 12 years later.<\/p>\n<p>Jane again remarried, and this time she and John had 5 more children. Jane finally died after having 25 children.<\/p>\n<p>Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.<\/p>\n<p>He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, \u2018They\u2019re finally together.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend Margaret, \u2018Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?\u2019<\/p>\n<p>Margaret replied, \u2018I think he means her legs, Ethel\u2026 her legs.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jane married Ted and had 13 children. Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer. She remarried again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident 12 years later. Jane again remarried, and this time she and John had 5 more children. Jane finally died after having 25 children. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":84,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-83","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=83"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":85,"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions\/85"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/84"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=83"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=83"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=83"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}