{"id":799,"date":"2025-01-11T17:19:12","date_gmt":"2025-01-11T17:19:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/?p=799"},"modified":"2025-01-11T17:19:12","modified_gmt":"2025-01-11T17:19:12","slug":"little-johnny-failed-his-mathematics-test-completely","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/?p=799","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny failed his mathematics test completely\u2026."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny failed his math test dismally.<\/p>\n<p>His mark was so bad, his teacher called home to have a word with his dad.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-5\"><\/div>\n<p>When he returned home that afternoon, his father was standing crossly in the doorway. \u201cWhy did you fail your math test?\u201d he asked.<br \/>\nLittle Johnny shrugged and said: \u201cMy teacher isn\u2019t very good.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-4\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1684228\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Johnny\u2019s father was astonished by his excuse and urged him to expand. \u201cWell, on Monday, my teacher said 3+5 = 8.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo?\u201d his father replied.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\"><\/div>\n<p>\u201cThen on Tuesday, she told us 4+4 = 8, and on Wednesday she said 6+2 = 8,\u201d explained the child.,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf she doesn\u2019t know what equals eight, how am I supposed to know the right answer?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny failed his math test dismally. His mark was so bad, his teacher called home to have a word with his dad. When he returned home that afternoon, his father was standing crossly in the doorway. \u201cWhy did you fail your math test?\u201d he asked. Little Johnny shrugged and said: \u201cMy teacher isn\u2019t very [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=799"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/799\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":800,"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/799\/revisions\/800"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}