{"id":1630,"date":"2025-01-30T23:30:49","date_gmt":"2025-01-30T23:30:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/?p=1630"},"modified":"2025-01-30T23:30:49","modified_gmt":"2025-01-30T23:30:49","slug":"walmart-greeter-is-fired-just-two-hours-after-hes-hired-the-reason-why-is-hilarious-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/?p=1630","title":{"rendered":"Walmart Greeter is Fired Just Two Hours After He\u2019s Hired \u2013 the Reason Why is Hilarious"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Unfortunately for one man, however, he ended up getting fired just two hours after he got the job.<\/p>\n<p>He took to social media to reveal what happened, and people all over the world can\u2019t stop laughing about it!<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s what he had to say:<\/p>\n<p>So after landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.<\/p>\n<p>About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.<\/p>\n<p>As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, \u201cGood morning and welcome to Walmart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Of course, her children were at least two years apart, and while they did share similar features, they certainly didn\u2019t look like each other.<\/p>\n<p>The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, \u201cHell no, they ain\u2019t twins. The oldest one\u2019s 9, and the other one\u2019s 7. Why the hell would you think they\u2019re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>So I replied, \u201cI\u2019m neither blind nor stupid, Ma\u2019am, I just couldn\u2019t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>My supervisor said I probably wasn\u2019t cut out for this line of work.<\/p>\n<p>LOL! Honesty can be rather brutal sometimes! I think something just like this might happen to me if Walmart ever hired me as a greeter!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unfortunately for one man, however, he ended up getting fired just two hours after he got the job. He took to social media to reveal what happened, and people all over the world can\u2019t stop laughing about it! Here\u2019s what he had to say: So after landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1630"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1630\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1631,"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1630\/revisions\/1631"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnews06.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}